‘Succulent Chinese Meal’ Added to National Archive; Clavicular Arrested; Hell on Earth…
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Timestamps:
00:00 – Run Ricky Run
00:56 – Trump Talks Sex & War
03:59 – No Kings Protest a Success
06:36 – Clavicular Arrested
10:16 – Rob Schneider’s Military Draft
14:05 – Major Kit Kat Heist in Europe
16:48 – Succulent Chinese Meal is Aussie History
22:30 – JD Vance says ‘Aliens’ are ‘Demons’
27:27 – Kid Rock’s Apache Fly By
30:14 – The Golden Throne
33:54 – Ms. Rachel is a Saint
38:16 – A NEW Astrogoblin Video!
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Sources:
Astrogoblin Video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uHvMPKOXwC
No Kings Rally Success:
https://www.npr.org/2025/10/17/nx-s1-5576461/no-kings-protests-trump
Clavicular Arrested:
https://www.nytimes.com/2026/03/27/us/clavicular-arrested-florida-fight-video.html
https://www.usatoday.com/story/entertainment/celebrities/2026/03/30/rob-schneider-draft-military-comments/89386885007/
Kit Kat Heist:
https://www.cnn.com/2026/03/30/europe/kitkat-bars-stolen-europe-intl-scli
Trump Updates:
https://www.cnbc.com/2026/03/28/trump-signs-order-to-pay-tsa-employees-after-congress-disagreement.html
Succulent Chinese Meal Australian Archive:
https://www.theguardian.com/music/2026/mar/31/democracy-manifest-succulent-chinese-meal-speech-australia-national-film-sound-archive
JD Vance Alien Demons
https://people.com/jd-vance-says-ufos-are-demons-not-aliens-11936660
CPAC
https://www.nytimes.com/2026/03/30/style/cpac-scene-maga.html
Kid Rock Flyby
https://www.rollingstone.com/music/music-news/kid-rock-army-helicopter-flyby-1235538903/
Ms Rachel is our Fred Rogers
Two Young Boys Were Detained by ICE. Then Ms. Rachel Shared Their Stories.
Trump is a Comic Book Villain
NBC: Under intl law, hitting civilian infrastructure is prohibited. Why is POTUS threatening war crimes?LEAVITT: POTUS has made it quite clear to the Iranian regime their best move is to make a deal or elseN: Which objectives would destroying a desalination plant help?LEAVITT: Haley, go ahead
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You got this Ricky!!!
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Good luck on the run 🏃♂️
I remember when a vice president of the United States talking about demons would have been weird and concerning.
Rob Schneider is such a loser😂😂😂
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No Kings is likely a psyop unfortunately. We need organic organization of normies funded by lots of normies and not funded by AIPAC adjacents and wealthy businesspeople. How about NO GENOCIDE protest. How about NO BILLIONAIRE PEDOS protest. NO ENDLESS WARS protest. NO TOKENIZATION OF ALL ASSETS protest
Oh good god when Ricky said I’m gonna run to Vegas in the last episode I completely forgot about the he’s doing a marathon
The sample for the Crosswalk on Bad Guy is pretty cool. Not as iconic as the succulent Chinese meal though.
Good luck on the run bud. Unrelated note : we got those crosswalks in Toronto
As a veteran who used to enjoy Rob, this should be the last time we hear from him😑
Lol, fuck Nestle. Good on those thieves.
17:05 I love this soundbite as much as the next guy, but the guy who said it is actually a wacky NeoNazi. Tor's Cabinet of Curiosity has a fantastic video digging into his history as a playwright of all things.
Its crazy ive been watching these guys since I was a kid during their machinima days. Thanks for all the years of entertainment
Children held in detention… yep there’s your problem. I just wish we had historical examples to draw from so we’d know to do better…
Did just JD Vance tried to copy the Moon bear skit by the Whitest Kids You Know ? Not even an original idea in that brain….
Good luck Ricky!
2nd episode of the week hopefully is 1 hour plus so we can get through to next Tuesday when the boys are back
Wild if they asked what's the youngest girl hes fucked was
Ricky’s gonna get tan
Commenting for engagement
It must have been so hard in 1939 to round up everyone left of center. Going to be so much easier this time thanks to the no kings app.
I'm betting it was a fly-by done by the local N.G., the dip-sht Rock has visited. Send this ass to War…I mean Military Actions front line!
24:12 unless there's aliens in the Trump-Epstein files keep it to yoself
What if they took the opportunity to get their Gestapo into the airports, then "caved" but keep the jackbooted thugs at all the ports of entry and exit. I can see how the current regime would see that as a win while everyone else concentrates on them "caving". I won't say that was their plan all along but it might be that they've taken advantage of the situation
We should hear Rob Shneider out, I want to see what would happen if they tried to start a draft.
Or rather, I want to see how people would react to that.
Rob Schneider is pathetic.
I'm not worried. Elliot can replace Ricky.
You got this Ricky
If you ever feel inconsequential, just remember that Rob Schneider exists.
Engagement maxing!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
damn, way to go Ricky. Good luck. You got it man.
22:54 you need to mention that Benny Johnson is a confirmed Russian propagandist for cash.
Those Apache helicopters also flew low over the Nashville “No Kings” march as an implicit threat
If it weren't for journalist Lidia Terrazas. ms Rachel wouldn't be speaking up for the children in the detention centers
Happy running!
Is Clavicular becoming a new member of the I.T. rogues gallery?