The famous Sumerian priest statue associated with Ea-nasir is in fact much older than Ea-nasir. Besides, if Ea-nasir had been depicted, the artist would obviously have made him out of first-quality copper. Visit tableofgods.com/sumburger if you want to eat like Ea-nasir.
Looks good. I'm going to try it for lunch. They serve a flatbread sandwich like that at a local pub in my neighborhood. They use fermented date paste yogurt spread instead of the syrup.
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The famous Sumerian priest statue associated with Ea-nasir is in fact much older than Ea-nasir. Besides, if Ea-nasir had been depicted, the artist would obviously have made him out of first-quality copper. Visit tableofgods.com/sumburger if you want to eat like Ea-nasir.
DANG GOT HERE RIGHT ON TIME ❤
unbelievably legendary refresh pull hooooooly
Tableofgods knows his audience
An icon to us modern copper hustlers
that looks absolutely banging
He was also a landlord
"Did you know? Sumerians already did that 4000 years ago and you, my friend, are an asshole that can't cuneiform his way in life"
-this guy on a daily basis
Another repetitive short 🥱
Looks delicious
I laughed when I remembered who he was 😂 4000 years later and he's still the biggest shyster in history
Motherfucker scammed me and he ate that good?
There is a whole subreddit about this guy and his shenanigans,r/reallyshittycopper
So they served hamburgers.
I just ate and I got hungry again.
Copper Ball Knowledge 🗿
Some say the shitty copper he sold is still in circulation to this day.
Now you are telling me the Sumerians also invented hamburgers? What haven't they invented?
UUUUUDREEEEEEEYYYAAAAA 🎶🎵
Yeah I'm glad that his swindling sub-par copper selling ass was eating good. Smfh.
Why bring up the disgraceful, bribable Guinness world records? They have brought nothing but shame to Guinness
New Ea Nasir lore just dropped 🗣️🙏🏻
"Copper hustler"…I like that description and the food looks no bad as well!.
UDE REAAAAAAHHHHH
So this is how scamming started from ancient mesopotamia
So man from UR ate b-UR-gers
nice
MY 🐐 MENTIONED
If there is an after, I wonder if Ea-Nasir is embarrassed that we all know him because of his low quality copper
Ah yes the world’s first Karen….
The first burgar. Nice.
NOW WE'RE TALKING
Looks good. I'm going to try it for lunch. They serve a flatbread sandwich like that at a local pub in my neighborhood. They use fermented date paste yogurt spread instead of the syrup.
Conman on the run. 😅
UDREAAAAH
in Mesopotamia you achieve eternity by either being a Great King or by being a really shitty Copper Supplier
I NEED those for lunch but I'm too lazy 😁
I will not fall for this anti ea nassir propaganda
I made this at home based on your recipe, and I can easily say, it was one of the best burgers I've ever tried ❤
Note how Ea-nasir was also a freak who kept complaint letters in his house.
"ur-shadim" This is the city from which Abraham left. From there he went up to the land of Canaan.
I'm 90% sure he knew Ea Nasir personally
Guaranteed he's on Ifunny.
World oldest best quality hamburger! Mmm that’s a burger !
Came for the Ea-nasir lore. Stayed for the Ea-nasir lore.
First scammer in history😂😂😂😂
Everyone's favorie ancient copper con-man.