Food Theory: Girl Scout Cookies Actually SUCK!
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Every year, Girl Scouts Cookies are in HIGH demand by many. But, I suspect that these delicious confections are actually spreading deadly poison sold through weaponized politeness and eye contact! In today’s videos, I am going to prove that Girl Scout Cookies are secretly EVIL…
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You can get some of these cookies at aldis
Yay
9:14 wait that type of metal oooh
As soon as I saw this video I paused it, went to the kitchen, got Girl Scout poptarts, then started eating and unpaused
Thin mint slander will NOT be tolerated
Oh my gosh I thought you see a a commercial for Panera is this a sign to see one of your videos?
They’re just Girl Scouts my brother, were there no other theories on the board 😭 ?
Can you stop with the clickbait titles that take advantage of uneducated concerned consumers? It’s getting exhausting.
Watching this while eating Girl Scout cookies, I don’t think I wanna eat this anymore it’s give me the placebo effect 😭
They wanted Gluten Free nobody said anything about not having arsenic. There's always a trade off 😂
I've never regretted buying girls scout cookies tbh
I always wanted to try out their cookies.
PLEASE do a food theory on the 5 second rule!!
of course this video shows up after I just bought 5 boxes
I went to the grocery store with a $20 bill and I bought what I needed for $5. And as I was walking out I see the table and the cutest little girl probably around 6 years old approaches me to buy Girl Scout cookies…NOOOOOO YOU CANT DO THIS!?! How am I gonna say no to her! Ahhhh give me 2 boxes please 😭😭😭 worth it but I don’t have my change anymore 🫠🫠🫠
0:14 actually kinda terrifying
Jokes on you! I don't eat Girl Scout cookies!
I’d still rather bake my own cookies, thanks.
Is it ppb like you said or ppm like the photo shows? Does that affect anything?
Little brownie has such round thin mints I've only seen the ABC ones.
Also RIP thanks a lots my beloved
In other news, I've been seeing parents mostly running cookie booths so I haven't been supporting them. If they're not going to make the kids do the cookie selling I have no reason to support them. It's not like the percentage of money they say goes to the gs camps actually does.
At that point, the girls' scouts should just go back to baking their own cookies.
One time me and my dad were chilling at home when we talked about what snacks we have and as if on cue there were Girl Scouts at the door with cookies! They may not be poisoning us but they maybe spying on us!