Imagine being a priest at that time, just standing there, powerless to do anything against the mad Assyrian king as he snatched your god out of his temple just because your king slighted him.
Something about this story just… Gets me, man. Something about a mad warlord obsessed with power forgetting what’s close to him and his ultimate success is really human.
I mean of course he was definitely worried that they were going to KILL him, but it still doesn’t detract much from the impact.
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Get the recipe at tableofgods.com/bread
Yea I was born 1244 b-
Just as people say "gold is hard to find" this channel is gold, i love your content please continue making videos!
i gotta ask – how exactly did they give the offerings? did they burn them or?
Maybe if he gave the bread to his son, it would’ve worked lol. I’ve been dissuaded from murder by a good meal before.
Oh my…
The bread looks delicious though, as all your work does!
That's "Hefezopf", sweet yeast bun. You can buy it in every bigger german supermarket or bakery.😊
It reminds me of challah
Lmao if I was a god and I was offered this i might give you a few years peace
Must have been fun to be a god there, lots of amazing food.
Everythings good untill you asked me an email for a receipe 🤷🏻. Why do you need that ?
Damn I was really hoping it was my boy ashurnasirpal
I wonder if Challah is related
Why does this kind of remind me of an ancient challah bread?
Is there ANYTHING in the ancient world that DOESN’T use dates, ffs!?
That looks sooo good! 😋
Late Bronze Age king cake, very apropos for Mardi Gras today 🎉
Needed pomegranate juice, because the gods love red food
Imagine being a priest at that time, just standing there, powerless to do anything against the mad Assyrian king as he snatched your god out of his temple just because your king slighted him.
Why is your honey so opaque?
Wow it looks like challah
It’s kinda reminds me about my mom recipe for easter
Something about this story just… Gets me, man. Something about a mad warlord obsessed with power forgetting what’s close to him and his ultimate success is really human.
I mean of course he was definitely worried that they were going to KILL him, but it still doesn’t detract much from the impact.