Alton Brown Cooks Food | Episode 12: Valentine’s Day & TMI
Stop stressing. Here is *exactly* what you are going to do for Valentine’s Day this year. Also, are those zip ties in his mouth? Yup. This one has sticky syrup, spatula slapping and cheeky innuendo for days. STRAP IN FOLKS.
UPDATE: Mrs. Brown (Elizabeth) neither endorses nor condones AB’s mildly unhinged kinkiness herein. Upon viewing this video she simply replied: “Pfffffft, you wish.”
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Hi guys! Brian here. (YES, from the thanksgiving live stream eggnog incident.) Popping in with an earnest “like the video” please! We all know AB pays no mind to the fickle algorithm and won’t hound you to do it – but I will!
The more likes, the more subscribers YouTube shows the thumbnail to, the more views it gets, the more videos AB makes and we all win! Ok, I’m off to buy some zip ties and an XL spatula. Have a great weekend!
Just to loosen it up.😏
Alton, telling us his boudoir secrets.😊
This just made me crave a Monte Cristo sandwich.
Alton is so cute, showing us part of his toy car set.😊
today i learned, alton gets FREAKY WIT IT
Wow – croque monsiur with french toast – aprodisiac? mais bien sur – thanks AB
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Spicy Alton is best Alton.
Who else grew up watching Good Eats?
Elizabeth is a lucky lady (and you look even better with your head shaved by the way…Sorry Elizabeth ☺)
I'm still horrified the fact that MilkBones are made from the milk leftover from slaughterhouses
should have an R rating lol
Alton and his innuendos and cheeky jokes give a whole new meaning to food porn lol.
I am so jealous of Elizabeth
Does anyone have any recommendations for a gluten free alternative to the challah bread that I can buy? Or will us celiac’s have to settle with disappointing our wives?
Can't believe this guy is pandering to his 90% male audience
Why is Valentine's Day also referred to as "VD"? I thought "VD" was a BAD thing…
I mean I'm sure you could also start a patreon to make content if you really wanted the money to make the show better. You're gonna make it anyway and I think many people would love to throw money at you for your content.
The cornflakes were a surprise to me. I might have to try that when I make French Toast.
Be careful… I made Dutch Babies for my girlfriend once. Now she wants them all the time.
Yeah. I can totally picture Alton and Elizabeth in the front seat of a green Subaru in the driveway in broad daylight. (NSFW indeed.) I suspect that Elizabeth's post production preview comment, "Pfffffft, you wish.", as told in the video summary, is but a deflection from her real "wish". (ie: cable ties???) Love is glorious.
Sparked by @wipis59 – Yes! Speaking of collaborations I also want to see: I want AB on Scooby Doo. Or AB and Tasting history both? Clearly, it needs to be the old animation version, not the new.
Send the kids outta the room, folks. Alton's using a lotta spice for this one.😉
Come to Cincinnati, Ohio! Taft would be perfect 👌
DANG!!!! AB gone all "50 shades of grey" in this one.
Singles Awareness Day. SAD. Thanks Alton. Sigh.
Sauce pan? Oh, you mean saucep'n.
Last time I had a Croque Monsieur, the deli made it on a a croissant.
This had me Blushing!😂
Corn Flakes and Frosted Flakes are the same base cereal, just Frosted Flakes have been frosted. If you want to lean into the sweetness, go with the Frosted Flakes.
Dude, you know there is a WEST coast too, right? Awaiting the opportunity to upgrade your props….
Another episode of Unhinged Alton? So be it, coffee pot fired up, strapping in for the insanity.
knky on a budget (zipties in thumbnail)
Youtube AB is so much more fun that food network AB.
Team big spat and zip-ties… boy scout rules: be prepared.
This video needs some sexy smooth jazz music playing in the background.😍🎹🎷