You never ever ever fail to make me laugh. this is so relatable and hilarious. I loved your joke with the organic chickens at Waitrose. they were so organic that they sacrificed themselves !!
So English though, serving sides of potatoes, boringly boiled carrot, creamed spinach 😂. No where else.l have I experienced that, but in the UK and Ireland… Although there it's always the same. Such odd side dishes 😅
Thank you for coming to Seattle (Sea-tle)!! I absolutely loved your show!!! ❤️ I don't think I've ever laughed so hard at any comedy show ever! I love the way you narrate the stories 🤣
I used to drink coffee even at 3 am. When we went for a night out we would come home and had to have our coffee what ever the time. Argh those were the days.
On coffee and caffeine before bed. I grew up attending the family doctor… as a young adult I was having issues getting good sleep… I found a trick that worked and made a point to bring it up to my doctor. Tell me why??? Why would my family doctor say it was perfectly fine to take a five hour energy right before laying down for night? Wouldn’t this suggest some underlying issue? Yeah I went for a second opinion and got diagnosed with sleep apnea and finding out later in life I have ADHD as well. Both of which maybe part why that would have worked for me, but how healthy was it? Hmmm… doc?
The trick with coffee is to never start drinking it. It's horrible. It smells horrible. It taste horrible. Makes you sick to be anywhere near coffee.
But then you drink it. "Ewww that's disgusting!". Then you drink it again "Tastes like bad but bearable". Again and "it's actually alright". Again "this stuff is amazing!"
And before you know it you can't function without coffee. You smell coffee and you're a fly to butter instantly. Mindlessly drawn to coffee!
The trick is to never start. Once you start you're screwed. You made an awful life decision and screwed up the rest of your life. Cause you couldn't turn away from the disgusting drink.
Same with alcohol. It's disgusting but it's an acquired taste.
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You never fail to make me laugh – and a snort-laugh at that. Please never stop bringing out your observations of illogical logic.
You never ever ever fail to make me laugh. this is so relatable and hilarious. I loved your joke with the organic chickens at Waitrose. they were so organic that they sacrificed themselves
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The absolute funniest man alive, right there!!😂😂😂❤❤
So English though, serving sides of potatoes, boringly boiled carrot, creamed spinach 😂. No where else.l have I experienced that, but in the UK and Ireland… Although there it's always the same. Such odd side dishes 😅
Espresso not expresso. Because it’s the internet. Favourite comedian ever. Absolute genius.
This man is so funny he makes me laugh all the time.
I love Michael McIntyre ❤️ he's hysterical 🤣
hahaha 😂 how about when you order a decaf coffee after dinner, and find out at 2am that it definitely was not decaf
Thank you for coming to Seattle (Sea-tle)!! I absolutely loved your show!!! ❤️ I don't think I've ever laughed so hard at any comedy show ever! I love the way you narrate the stories 🤣
I used to drink coffee even at 3 am. When we went for a night out we would come home and had to have our coffee what ever the time. Argh those were the days.
On coffee and caffeine before bed. I grew up attending the family doctor… as a young adult I was having issues getting good sleep… I found a trick that worked and made a point to bring it up to my doctor. Tell me why??? Why would my family doctor say it was perfectly fine to take a five hour energy right before laying down for night? Wouldn’t this suggest some underlying issue? Yeah I went for a second opinion and got diagnosed with sleep apnea and finding out later in life I have ADHD as well. Both of which maybe part why that would have worked for me, but how healthy was it? Hmmm… doc?
I don’t need coffee or anything else to be awake at, checks phone time, 2.09 am! ❤
Love it,because it's true,don't forget the rock hard biscuit,or last year's chocolate,right next to the coffee spilt coffee cup…❤😂❤😂
I love love love Michael McIntyre… I live in Canada so have to rely on YouTube and reels….
The trick with coffee is to never start drinking it. It's horrible. It smells horrible. It taste horrible. Makes you sick to be anywhere near coffee.
But then you drink it. "Ewww that's disgusting!". Then you drink it again "Tastes like bad but bearable". Again and "it's actually alright". Again "this stuff is amazing!"
And before you know it you can't function without coffee. You smell coffee and you're a fly to butter instantly. Mindlessly drawn to coffee!
The trick is to never start. Once you start you're screwed. You made an awful life decision and screwed up the rest of your life. Cause you couldn't turn away from the disgusting drink.
Same with alcohol. It's disgusting but it's an acquired taste.
😅 God Bless 🙂
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
He’s super funny!!
He's so right!!!😂❤
🤣🤣 "I might as well go to work now and wait there!"
"but it's friday!"
"i dont care!" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
My husband could drink coffee right before bed and still fall asleep with no problem.
😂😂😂😂
I can’t even put on a pair of tights without thinking and laughing about the wife story about her pulling up her tights 😂 He’s real not wrong 😂❤
😂😂😂❤
I can watch him over and over it’s it’s hilarious every time! ❤